The mountain bike · 24 zones open
Your logo.
Off the tarmac.
Forever.
Do not stop at the city limits.
Down tube, upper is lit on the frame: 18 × 8 cm, 13.3% of the bike.
Take it for $2,400Giant Revolt Advanced SL 0, a $11,650 gravel bike. Mountain passes, forest tracks, village roads and gravel that has no name. Your logo goes where no billboard has ever stood. $18,000 still open, one payment, for the life of the bike.
Price ladder
$220 to $2,400
Pick a rung and the price lands on that panel of the frame. Drag the bike to look around.
Hits $18,000 and the board closes forever. If it never fills, every backer is refunded in full.
24 zones
Every surface a loaded gravel bike sells.
24 of 24 still open, from $220. No price list was typed by hand: each zone costs what its print area and its share of the road are worth. Claim them all and the bike carries $18,000, which is what closes the $18,000 board.
Frame
12 openDown tube, upper
18 × 8 cm
A gravel down tube is built fat to survive stone strikes. It is the largest flat panel on the bike.
Down tube, lower
18 × 8 cm
The half the front wheel throws dirt at. Laminated vinyl, so it comes back clean at every wash.
Top tube, front
15 × 4.5 cm
A sloping gravel top tube sits high at the front. It is at eye level at every trailhead.
Top tube, rear
13 × 4.5 cm
The panel next to the bag mounts, where the rider looks down on every climb.
Seat tube, upper
11 × 4 cm
Straight behind the rider, above the mud line, framed by the dropped stays.
Seat tube, lower
9 × 3.5 cm
Inside the main triangle, next to the tyre clearance a 45 mm gravel tyre needs.
Head tube
8 × 6 cm
The gravel head tube is taller than a race bike head tube, so this badge panel is a full centimetre deeper.
Seat stay
16 × 2.5 cm
Dropped and slim so the frame can flex over washboard. A long strip made for a wordmark.
Chain stay
18 × 3.5 cm
Gravel chain stays run 425 mm, longer than a race bike, and carry a protector plate. More panel, lower down.
Fork blade
13 × 3.5 cm
The first part of the bike to reach anywhere. Wide enough here to take a full name, not initials.
Fork crown
6 × 3 cm
A compact mark above the tyre, dead centre in every head-on shot.
Fork cargo mount
11 × 5 cm
The three-bolt cargo plate on the fork leg. No race bike has this panel; a bikepacking fork does.
Wheels
6 openFront rim, upper
24 × 2.2 cm
A 25 mm gravel rim is shallow on purpose. Less height than a race rim, and it never stops turning.
Front rim, lower
24 × 2.2 cm
The second band on the front wheel, opposite the first.
Rear rim, upper
24 × 2.2 cm
The wheel anyone riding behind on a fire road watches for hours.
Rear rim, lower
24 × 2.2 cm
The second band on the rear wheel, opposite the first.
Front tyre wall
20 × 3.5 cm
A 45 mm tyre has a sidewall you can actually print on. Hot-patched, so it survives the mud it makes.
Rear tyre wall
20 × 3.5 cm
The same sidewall on the driven wheel, the one that digs into every loose climb.
Cockpit
4 openHandlebar
16 × 3 cm
A flared gravel bar is wider at the drops than a race bar, so this panel turns outward at the camera.
Stem
7 × 3 cm
The plate under the rider for every hour of a long day out.
Saddle
10 × 3 cm
The side of the saddle, level with anyone sitting on the wheel behind.
Seatpost
8 × 3.5 cm
A long run of exposed post above the frame, clear of everything around it.
Finishing kit
2 openCrank arm
14 × 2.5 cm
It turns for every metre climbed. Impossible to miss in video.
Bottle
8 × 8 cm
A full wrap bottle, refilled at village fountains where nobody has ever seen an advert.
Live preview
See your brand on the mountain bike before you pay a cent.
Type your name, click a zone, watch it land on the frame. What you see here is what the sign shop prints.
Checkout is not open yet: the payment provider is still clearing the account. Pick a zone and see it on the bike now; no card is taken and no zone is held until checkout opens.
Click any zone on the bike. Type your brand to see it land.The patch shows where your zone sits. The panel below is what the sign shop prints.
What the sign shop prints
6 × 3 cm · Blue vinyl
Who owns the mountain bike
This board lives here forever, while the bike is somewhere with no signal.
$0 claimed · $18,000 left
| # | Sponsor | Paid | Share of the bike | Claimed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | + Your logo here | $18,000 left | 100% | now? |
One sponsor per zone. Take a second open zone any time to grow your share. Cheapest zone still open: $220.
The cockpit
How far out is your logo today?
Gravel does not stay in town. Every kilometre here is your logo on a road that has never carried an advert, seen by people no media plan reaches.
Distance ridden
0 km
Climbing
0 m
Rides
0
Top speed
0 km/h
The story
It gets stuck on. It climbs. It never comes off.
A billboard that climbs, where advertising has never reached.
You pick
A zone on the gravel bike and a number. Your claim is your share of the frame, and the zone sets its own floor.
It gets printed
Real vinyl, cut and laminated by a sign shop, stuck on carbon. Not a render. It goes on once the board fills.
It rides
Mountain passes, forest tracks, village squares with one cafe. The tracker logs every kilometre and every metre climbed.
It stays
No monthly campaign, no renewal. The logo stays on the bike until the bike itself retires.
Questions
The real ones.
Is this real? +
Yes. One Giant Revolt Advanced SL 0, a real printed vinyl wrap, ridden outdoors for real. The tracker section logs the actual rides, and the board shows every sponsor who paid.
What am I buying? +
One zone on this bike, printed in vinyl, and the share of the frame that zone is worth. Every zone has its own print size and its own price, worked out from its area and how much of the road sees it.
Why is there a second bike? +
Because the two of them do not go to the same places. This board is the gravel bike: Mountain passes, forest tracks, village roads and gravel that has no name. Your logo goes where no billboard has ever stood. The road bike is a separate board with its own zones, its own prices and its own $20,000 goal. Nothing carries across, and each board is refunded on its own.
For how long? +
For the life of the bike. There is no monthly fee and no renewal. The vinyl goes on and stays on until the bike is retired or destroyed.
Can I take more than one zone? +
Yes. Each zone holds one sponsor, so a second zone is a second claim at that zone's own price. You can take zones on both bikes; each one shows on its own board with its own share.
What if the $18,000 never fills? +
Everyone on this board is refunded in full. The goal either fills and the board closes forever, or it does not and nobody pays for a half-finished billboard. The two bikes are settled separately.
What if the bike crashes? +
Crashes are part of riding and part of the story. If the frame is written off, the campaign ends with it; that is what "the life of the bike" means.
Can my artwork change? +
Once per reprint, yes. Send the replacement to info@brandmybicycle.lol and it goes on at the next wrap refresh, as long as it is your brand and not someone else's.
How do you get my logo? +
You upload it in the claim form, before you pay. Pick a PNG, JPEG or WebP and it lands on the bike in the preview straight away, so you see the real thing in your zone. That file is what gets cut and printed. Skip the upload and the name you typed is printed as text instead; you can still send artwork to info@brandmybicycle.lol afterwards.
Why a bike and not a billboard? +
A billboard stands still and gets ignored. This one moves at eye level through passes, forests and villages that have never carried an advert, and it does not stop.
One gravel bike.
Then it is over.
$18,000 closes this board forever. Miss the goal and every backer gets a full refund. There is no second gravel bike.
Claim your sliceWant the other one instead? Giant Propel Advanced SL 0, $20,000 board